this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Granted. People also have to pass others whole.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Granted. The physiological changes humans undergo to achieve this are disgusting to most humans, such as the detachable jawbone and extra skin. The only people that can reproduce naturally anymore are people into vore. They completely dominate world culture in two generations. Politics and economics get super weird. An underclass of humans are raised to be swallowed and regurgitated over and over, underpaid to ensure they can never get enough power to change their circumstances. "Eat the poor" has become a popular saying among the upper class.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

This one is insane

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Granted. The bones still get stuck though..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Granted. So can every other animal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Granted, and you take their form but not their memories.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Grantes, bow FRIENDS lasts only the pilot episode as Ross, the largest of the FRIENDS, eats the other ones.