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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I'm doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what's so wrong about that?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally, I prefer hiding behind dunes to look at boobies at the beach.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Hell yeah, and always make sure to snap a few pics for the collection

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. "SEX! Sex over here!"

Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are people hunting with 50 cats?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I've never seen it, but I'm sure there are some furry armies out there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yes, like a muzzle loaded rifle for deer hunting

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(Erm....ACKUALLY)While you can hunt with a 50-caliber. It's usually only with a black powder rifle. Even then, I've seen most .50 black powder rifles use a 44 bullet with a sabbot or something similar.

That and hunting with larger calibers are usually illegal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, the guy in my made up scenario was hunting during muzzle loader season

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago
[–] aport 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Whatever you say, pervert.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I'm no pervert. Anyways I've got to go, I'm going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I'm off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock....

[–] aport 6 points 1 year ago

Just because I like looking at breeding tits doesn't make me a pervert 😤

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I learned that from Bob's Burgers.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Ornithology? More like hornithology.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Its just catfishing horny birds

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~cat~~birdfishing

catbirding?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aliens be hitting us up on Tinder to ghost us at the restaurant so they can watch us eat dinner alone

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I'd do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But you did get all the frog mates?

Come on, buddy, don't let us hanging.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yes, I was drowning in frogussy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

birdwatchers: voyeuristic super fans

sport hunters: homicidal stalkers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Me holding a fake plastic gun up to a light to get max score ggez

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Same thing, but you say "Aha, I see you through my sights!" instead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also then you murder the bird.

So more of a Saturday night than a Friday night, if we're sticking to the analogy...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

@ivanafterall @cm0002 @fossilesque yeah i was trying to figure out how to tell them they missed a step

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

@fossilesque this information was not included in saturday morning cartoons.

i wonder if there was something else going on between Daffy, Bugs, and Elmer.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

How many gifs, memes and random images do you guys [hexbear users] have on speed dial?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

A shit ton that grows all the time. I can't keep up with them and always finding new ones myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I actually think it's a couple thousand at this point lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Birding is Sadism, the bird doesn't have a choice in the matter