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Programmer Humor

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

haha php bad, kill yourself ๐Ÿ‘Œ lolol ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

If you're going to make these "If programming languages were X" jokes, at least be a little bit creative with them.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There is nothing funny about FORTRAN.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's fitting that 3D printed guns have also come a long way.

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