The mental gymnastics needed to understand joins ๐
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It's basically just a VLOOKUP is how I explain it to my friends who might be familiar with excel but not a real database.
If you know vlookup, you should checkout xlookup. Even more similar, relatively speaking of course. No longer do I have to count my columns
It's tabs vs spaces for SQL. Notice how I capped.
Yea, but did you pronounce that Essquel or Sequel?
There is only one correct way to pronounce it. Everyone who pronounces it the other way is a moron.
"Squirrel"
Squeal
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MAKING SQL QUERIES IN CAPITAL LETTERS MAKES DATABASE TO SENSE URGENCY AND RUN FASTER.
I stopped doing SQL (the language/syntax) because I use ORMs now. They make the job a bit easier, especially when doing table relations.