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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I use the VIM plugin in my IDE. The best of both worlds!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yup me too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I dislike magic. Theres so much stuff you never learn if you rely on magic. Like most people got no clue what a csproj file contains. And neither did I. Just a bunch of xml lines grouped seemingly randomly. And sln files are hard (not impossible) to create or modify without that dotnet sln magic (or VS gui).

And despite not being a vim user myself even I had to laugh at how those article authors completely missed the point of vim. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

ed is the only true editor

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you all seriously edit text files directly

I use hexedit for all my programming, that way I can see my text's source code. It allows things that are impossible with lesser editors, like differentiate l and 1. Newer versions even provide a "live view" that shows your text's output right beside its source, updated almost instantly. I don't personally use it as it consumes a lot of resources but it's a great help if you're just starting out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

butterflies. I use butterflies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Meh, there is an Emacs command for that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I use a vimitor instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

nano for me, please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You can't spell vim without ed and em.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because most of those IDEs breed a complex GUI and WM. I live in the terminal, I can’t afford using something different to emacs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can buy better hardware to support a GUI! It's pretty cheap nowadays

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Where the helix people at?! 🦀

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Emacs was my first, and it will be my last!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That guys voice is like nails on a chalkboard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Comedy indeed. Try using a fancy IDE on an embedded system…. Laughs all around. Vim is the right tool.