Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
I got you some cake. It’s cellular peptide with mint frosting. Your favorite.
...since I already have the cutout, why not:
There are not enough words in the English language, nor time in the universe, for me to be able to describe my complete and abject horror at that image.
I love it.
Perfection
I had managed to successfully forget about that fucking horror show... why do you do this to me?!
To another year of "quality" Star Trek memes! It's always great seeing you around bud, you help make Risa the best community one could ask for!
"quality"
I meant mine were bad lol, yours are always actual quality
Compare this: 
to this: 
Here's the big difference though
You made yours.
I just saved mine ages ago when trolling the internet.
Yours are FAR more impressive.
Also the USS Burritos is fucking hysterical and I stand by that.
This community is, by far, my favorite part of the internet. It make me smile every single day.
Despite being told not to: Happy Birthday!
I should have expected the references to that Worf episode but I genuinely did not see it coming. They've all taken me off guard completely. Just be glad my bat'leth got put in the shop to be bejeweled...
Seriously though, thank you <3
Oh finally a normal cake not made of Councilor Troi or Stamets or some other crew member
There is no fucking way you cut out the face of Stamets that fast. How long have you had that?!
Also hella accurate. And I love it. Best gift ever.
Lol, I only made the mistake of cutting out images manually once, and it took forever. Then someone here in Risa pointed me toward remove.bg, which works so much better.
Thank you so much. I am going to really enjoy this new fun tool. Soooooo many penis stamps. My friends already hate me but with this they will actively plan my death.
Thanks!
This is actually exactly what I need right now so I'm just gonna yoink
Happy birthday! We're glad you're here, Stamets.
And I'm so glad to be here
Happy Birthday! I didn't get you anything, but the internet archive did:
Then the internet archive is my new favorite person! First gift in years. Then again it's a person so my appreciation shall pass onto you instead.
Thanks buddy <3
Happy birthday! 🎂 And don’t worry to much, I think having blah parents is part of realizing what’s truly important in this turd burger we live on lol. Enjoying the small things, because existence is fleeting.
Thank you for going boldly into the unknown that is your life 🖖
Thanks for being a passenger on the ship! Be boring just heading out by myself.
Wishing you a good year ahead! You're appreciated here.
And I agree with you, this is the nicest Star Trek community I've found too.
It took me a while to realise but I'm no longer bracing myself for racism or sexism every time I click on a trek post here!
Happy Birthday! Thanks for the great memes, even if you just found them. Funniest dude on this site.
Hey I wouldn't go that far. I will take a funny dude, maybe even very funny, but there are tons of people here and no first place trophies. My boomer relatives would hate this but everyone gets a trophy in this bitch!
Hi Stamets, since you didn't want birthday wishes let me thank you for your posts and your open-hearted comments instead. They really brighten my day, here and on 196 (didn't even realize that many of the good ones there were posted by you, too. Sokath, his eyes uncovered).
All the best to you!
I'm really glad you had a happy birthday. You're one of the most prolific and hilarious members of this community, so thanks for everything you do to make this place great.
Also, we share an astrological sign! So that's fun.
Happy Bday! Thanks for the laughs! I always know its a quality joke when I see your user name!
A ship is only as good as its crew and you are a damn fine member!
I always enjoy seeing your posts and I’m glad you’re with us. Live long and prosper. 🖖🏼
I'm torn between respecting your wishes and piling on!
Stamets you're awesome, this community is the most fun I've had on the internet in years, so thank you (and everyone)!
Happy Birthday!
You're a great person too. I'm on good terms with my parents, but I've always had a really hard time connecting with my dad.
This community keeps giving me ways to talk to him with the shit you and other come up with, so thank you too.
I'm a bit late to the party, but rest assured, it always brightens my day seeing your memes and even more your comments. You are a lovely person and if you weren't living on another continent / I wasn't terrified of flying, I'd hunt you down right now to have a birthday pint with you and listen to your most fun stories about life, the universe, star trek, and everything.
Emergency hug incoming
Happy birthday! Your favorite food wouldn't happen to be pineapple, would it?
Nah. Poutine. I'm actually quite fat.
Although now I'm wondering why the pineapple guess...
As a reference to Malcolm Reed's birthday episode in Enterprise. He also didn't seem to have great experiences with birthdays
