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this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Alcohol, orgasm, nap, water, go for a walk
In that order.
Living life to the fullest, being surrounded by loving people and having strong motivation, goals, and meaning.
Or if that fails, you can just do drugs. That's what I did
Try fermenting some barley malt with hops, to taste. A few litres every night does the trick!
Dwarven wet bread??
Beer
Psychedelics. The darkness within is just your inner self that you've neglected to the point you don't recognise it anymore.
And you must make peace with it. Become friends and try to understand it, rather than hide or shun that aspect of yourself.
But she's a biiiiitch
Yeah, maybe. That's part of it. Learning that you're an asshole, if that's true, is the first necessary step towards changing that. That's part of what psychedelics do, they confront you with truths that you wouldn't otherwise recognize.
But they also confront you with lies. Just cause the mushroom tells you you're an asshole doesn't mean it's right. That's for you to think on afterward.
My will to live mostly comes from my fear of non-existance. I've long since given up on happiness.
The solution is wine.
I just want native binaries
Then use ReactOS.
Saint John's wort tea helps with serotonin and aleviates depression - be careful not to drink it in sunny weather though for it can cause rushes and blisters. Also don't combine with serotonin receptor blockators.
Tried sleeping around, very mixed results
Moving to a kinder alternate reality often helps
Have you tried caffeine? The description sounds like you're just falling asleep. 🤷🏻♂️
Boiled apple seeds might be a better solution.
Is vanilla passé?
Vanilla is bloody lovely it gets an unfair rap imo
Coconut rum and cola seem to work for me.
I've heard suicide works, but only once.