Sounds like an Umber Hulk tbh
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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Watch out for the gazebo
You must fight the gazebo alone. No one can help you.
Damnit, rolling up a fire mage to avenge my Paladin.
It is pincers
DM writing furiously has no time for this, DM needs to adapt!
What are you talking about, that's not a french clown, that's a treasure chest
Well, I was going to have the party meet an owlbear, but a bugbear it is, now.
Well, if you want to keep the game lore intact, and surprise your veteran players, call it a "bearbug".
-"In front of you, you see a bearbug"
-"Do you mean a bugbear?"
-"Did I stutter?"
Thankfully, no one at my table knows what a bugbear is. And that's also just not the way English tends to work. A bearbug is clearly a small, hairy beetle.