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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Is thisnJoe Rogan

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Gorilla proceeds to pull his arms and legs off his body, and slap him a bit with his own arms before returning to breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Only insane thing Anon has is his delusion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Built different + got that dawg in em + wants it more

My money's on anon

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They're cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you're like, "that animal is fuck this guy up", right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Sure, like a baby gorilla that has just been born and has been removed from the mother.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Anon is a cocky dumbass

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