We can adapt one of theirs, how about "Tamp the dirt down" by Elvis Costello?
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Ding Dong the rapist's dead?
Lyrics:
You fucked up, you bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You fucking Nazi whore
Well, you dicked me over
But now you'll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!
You fucked up, you bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You [slimy] little shit bitch fuck
Well, you dicked me over
But now you'll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!
Well, you dicked me over
But now you'll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!
We should commission something good.
I don’t think any existing song is good enough nor should it be dragged down by the association.
Sure there is: Highway to Hell. He will be on a highway to hell - in the passing lane.
Something around there being a new toilet in the country but with the music from The Sound Of Music?
I worked for a manufacturer on the engineering side for a while, and we had this absolute manipulator cunt in HR, basically throwing the CEO's name around like it was a pass to commit murder.
Once the CEO found out some of the shit she pulled, he dropped the ban hammer immediately. It was such a relief to us all, we were literally skipping and hopping in the hallways shouting "ding dong! the witch is dead!" It was a great moment until we realized a few months later half of the shit she did actually came from him and nothing really changed.
That last point may or may not be relevant to current times.
Yeah that's the worst he was not mad at the actions he was made she was throwing his name around. She was ment to be plausible deniability.
Exactly, you get what I'm trying to say. That and it isn't just one person/entity that is the issue.
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I recommend the failure horns from the Price is Right.
It would be HILARIOUS if a military band did that instead of playing Hail to the Chief. He gets off Air Force One and you just hear Fum fum fu fuuum, DUUUUURG.
I could not for the life of me remember what the price is right failure horn sounded like.
Then I read your comment and it was like a bolt into my soul.
Well done, sir.
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He doesn't deserve it. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.
I would piss on his grave, though
Okay, but let me shit on it first, please.
And my barf!
Now now. Let's not be rude here! The back of the queue is three times round the block!
It's not for him, it's for everyone who had to survive.
How about "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang? "Celebrate good times, come on!"
That's what I'll be playing, that's for sure!
I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.
How about "Witch, watch, the ding dong's dead" instead?
Idk but do you think his burial place will be accesible by the General public? Id like to plan shitting on it.
You will get arrested for public nudity. Package it up beforehand and spread/drop it.
I will be bottling urine myself so I can piss on his grave. We may bump into each other.
I don't want to make your noble task more unpleasant... But have you considered concentrating it down a bit? Less hassle, more pee scent!
I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.
I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!
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Ding dong the witch is dead. I remember that. Good Times.
Ding dong Donny’s dead
Ding dong the dick is dead.
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It's gotta be something kids can sing. But what's another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?
The poo pants man is dead!
The poo pants man is dead!
His pants are clean
The country's keen
Cause orange man has bled!
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
ding dong the bitch is dead
I'd put good money on there already being some pretty good bangers waiting in the vault.
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Currently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about "the waiting is the hardest part" seems appropriate.
Words that rhyme with Trump: chump, grump, slump, bump, rump, lump, hump, Gump, dump, frump(y), pump, thump, clump, stump...
For Don: gone, pawn, prawn, fong, jong, con, QAnon, Mastadon...
There's some pretty inspiring stuff to work with here for sure.
Perhaps they can use Lily Allen's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE -- she's from UK but oh well
Is Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead only for women?
You worthless bitch
You fickle shit
You will spit on me
You will make me spit
And when the Judas howl, arise
And like the Jesus Jews, you epitomize
I'll still be here as strong as you
And I'll walk away in spite of you -bauhaus (Crowds)
So I hadn't heard this song and went looking for it. There are so many songs celebrating her death. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/04/7-songs-margaret-thatcher-funeral-playlist/
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