GOING TO COLLEGE BACK IN MY DAY [chaddeus chad depiction of a moustachioed muscular man looking stern with chest hair and a big stare]
I will pick the following majors:
- Manual labor
- Cigarette
- Walking up big hill
- Anger at woman
- Punching a friend
- Hammer
- Coal appreciation
- Wood I will feel miserable but I will become a strong and real MAN
GOING TO COLLEGE NOWADAYS [soy virgin depiction of a weak looking teenager with one shy chin hair doing a loop de loop]
I will pick the following majors
- Eat vegetable
- Cherry vape
- Obama studies
- Twerking
- Anxiety
- Hair dye
- Intro to feelings
- Applied they/them
It will be easy and I will get a free LIBERAL ARTS DEGREE and I will turn into a WOMAN
My grandson is an IMBECILE who has never changed a LIGHTBULB all he does is cry and cry (he is 3 years old)
