I grew up in the 1970s. We were eating candy cigarettes. π
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I was eating those in the 90s...
I'm eating those today...
But they're completely white now, back in the day they had the red tip and a "filter"
I had them in the '80s definitely, maybe even into the '90s in the US. They're still sold in Japan today (chocobaco or something like that).
Theyβre still sold in the US too, just as βcandy sticks.β
βBig League Chewβ the bubble gum was also supposed to resemble tobacco chew.
I definitely had these growing up in the 90s. Though not as popular, candy stores still sell them today.
I remember eating them in the early 2000s and then them vanishing from nearly ever store. I still see them in candy shops, but rarely and usually tucked away on the bottom shelf. I also remember those thick, bubble gum, cigars.
We had these in Australia but they were called something way worse...
Fags, delicious fag sticks
Shove em in my mouth suck on them all day
I looked cool as hell with a fag in my mouth
Fads
That was after the original name became... problematic.
We had the same issue with the "negerzoenen" in the Netherlands (negrokisses translated). They changed it to "zoenen" or "chocozoenen".
Bro 90s sweets?
Gushers
String thing
Dunkaroos
Choco tacos
Squeezits
Fruit by the foot
Fruit rollups.
If you know anyone in their late 30s to early 40s, be surprised they have teeth.
Out of nostalgia, I purchased a choco taco. Turns out they sold the company like 20 years ago, changed the recipe to cheaper, quicker to stale waffle cone, made the ice cream a plainer flavor, removed the cacao from the chocolate, etc. What a truly awful thing to trick someone into eating.
Oh my god, the new ones are so nasty. Legitimately why even bring them back like that? There is no way people purchase those consistently.
Me, as a European:
...does anyone else remember that kit that was kind of the easy-bake-oven but marketed to little boys; it was this mad scientist kinda thing around when Goosebumps was popular, and you'd make your own candies by mixing little packets together, then mold them into spiders and brains and shit like that.
The brain stuff in particular was this fruity foamy gunk that I swear was the best tasting junk food that has ever or will ever hit the market. I was also probably like 5 y/o, so grain of salt.
Yeah the kids of 1998 had damn near day-glo insides from all the artificial dyes and weird preservatives we ingested lmao
Man the β90βs was when store bought processed food was a sign of wealth and everyone wanted to go to McDonaldβs or Pizza Hut for birthdays.
Be unsurprised if they have diabetes
Of course we didnβt have iPhones then. We had a pet in a small box and it died if you didnβt press the buttons the right number of times every day.
I've recently been feeling nostalgic for Tamagochi. The Minigames were kind of fun, I think. At least I remember them positively, but that might be rose tinted, I was a primary schooler then haha.
Ah yes I remember the sound of dial up modems and churning butter like yesterday.
Oddly enough, I did churn butter in the 90's. I mean, it was only one time and it was part of school, learning about how butter is made. But I did it!
We put ours in a jar and then passed around in a circle taking turns shaking the jar until butter was willed into existence.
Same classroom had a Macintosh 2 in it that we were absolutely not allowed to touch.
Does putting a jumbo marshmellow on a saltine cracker and nuking it for 15 seconds in the microwave count as a baked sweet?
Depends how baked you are when you make it
Maybe they meant 1898.
Ah, that's a good point. 1898 makes a lot more sense for baking your own sweets.
The 1990s was a big decade for processed foods
Bitch, I spent hours on illegally copying a disc of age of empires I borrowed from a class mate. I didn't even have a walkman anymore (I do now, ironically)
Born in '86, I remember when classmates were shivving each other for Pokemon cards and Pogs.
Impossible, shivs were invented by the HBO series Succession, which aired beginning in 2018 (when I was 7 years old).
Excuse me while I go crumble into dust and blow away.
Also, holy shit, at least where I was the late 90s were peak βlow fatβ (high sugar) product times, there was SO much sweet garbage to buy. If anything more than there is now, because now thereβs the mindset among most people that we should probably cut back on sweets.
πππππππππππππππ Oh yes I was born in 1990 those good old days where there were no cars, no electricity, no plumbing, no vaccines, people werenβt going to school ah yes the good old days
1998, where if you had home made desserts instead of Oreos, Pop tarts and lunchables, people assumed you were poor!
Ah yes as we know people in the 19th century didn't purchase sweets like coca cola (1886) and Turkish delight (conflicting data but could go back to 1777, the Byzantine empire, or sefavid Persia but possibly earlier). Also as we know the concept of markets is a crazy new idea and we have absolutely no extensive written records of ancient civillians having markets where people would barter and trade goods.
/s
I often refer to 2000 as the turn of the century, and it causes confusion among old people. I'm old, too, BTW.
I do the same thing. And I say, βitβs got a 20th century kind of vibeβ about movies and music and stuff from the 80s and 90s.
Itβs true, but disorienting. I was born in 85.
Back in the day, much of the fiction people saw was set in the past. You saw Marie Antoinette and Cleopatra in cartoons and commercials. Sup0erman met Sitting Bull. Today there are very few shows / movies set in the past, so people don't have the same perspective.
I've noticed this too. It feels like we're culturally losing touch with even the relatively recent past, and I'm not sure what to think about it.
I guess it concerns me in the "those who fail to study history are doomed to repeat it" kind of way.
Like so many things, it goes back to Ronald Reagan.
Reagan loosened up the rules on children's TV. That let the networks/advertisers run half hour long commercials with names like "GI Joe" and "Masters Of The Universe." Back in the day, the folks writing Bugs Bunny could put anyone in a cartoon, but the new guys were being pushed to create characters that could be sold as toys. The same applies to movies. The studios would rather finance a science fiction movie with a dozen tie-in products than a historical picture that has a bunch of public domain characters.
As always, look for the money trail.
Yeah, the G.I. Joe and Transformer cartoons (and a lot more, I'm sure) were basically created to be commercials for the toys from the get go.