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Historical Artifacts

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Generally, an artifact should be 100+ years old, but this is a flexible requirement if you find something rare and suitably linked to an era of history, not a strict rule. Anything over 100 is fair game regardless of rarity.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Dummy thicc

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago

She never skip leg day

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago

The original thunder thighs

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno. I don't think they'd have time for that while kung-fu fighting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's possible that they were fighting because of something someone did earlier. It may (or may not) have had anything to do with being horny. I'm just open to the possibility that the one lead to the other, even if there's no archeological or lyrical record of it. Sometimes you find this stuff in the subtext.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

And now, so am I.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Back when I studied Anthropology in college, they would always talk about statuettes like these being evidence of a "cult of fertility". Years later I realized that's just fancy academia language for "porn".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did they not wear tops? My knowledge is limited to road to Eldorado.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just imagine how they would have drawn her if it wasn't a kids movie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Ive never seen the film so I looked up that character, that shit is thirsty as fuck

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, they already basically showed her giving sloppy head sooooo.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

my point exactly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Re-watch time!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The 1,000 year gap really shows how fast things move now. Imagine not being able to date if something was made 1,000 years ago or today. Even a couple decades is a big change in what we use.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I'm digging the thickness...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks for the link. I genuinely thought it was too good to be from that era. And the expression on her face has a kind of attitude. Even in kids toys in my lifetime, I've only seen than in more recent figures as opposed to the 80's when I was growing up. Back then they were expressionless, even for figures from toys from well known franchises.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

A question of artisan work vs. mass-produced goods, I think!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"Adolescent girl" ah that explains why her boobs look like mine

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Thick ancles, good for pulling plow.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Identifies as thick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago