post the ytp here when it's done please
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2023
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Change all things to have I as a prefix, and all be priced separately
Where does the porn go?
It's processed by the Non-judgmental Stack of Federated Workers (NSFW).
More like nine judgemental workers looking at your telemetry data, but the acronym doesn't work....
Just change all the boxes so they all read “Chat GPT-4.”
Missing layers & components include:
- Dynamic Crop Rotation
- Unified Working Class
- Object-Oriented Subject-Verb Harmonizer
- Polyamorous Hedron Layer
- Twin-Camera Sitcom Builder
- Beef Byproduct Coprocessor
- "The Cheesegolf" (details subject to NDA)
- Soft-Sector Formatter
- Chunk Guzzler
- BEEPERS (Biomimetic Exo-Exa-Polygon Extrusion Randomization Service)
- Phil
Also, the bottom layer is incorrectly labeled as "CORE OS". The intended term is CoreO's™, the latest in high-definition breakfast cereal.
I read the middle line as "Foveated Reindeer" the first time with out my glasses, so maybe rename the boxes to be about Christmas magic that allows Santa's Christmas powers to work...
iOS Framework.
Naughty/Nice Framework
Multi-app 3D engine
Spatial
Chimney
Engine
Foveated Reindeer
Real-Time Countdown System
Christmas OS
I'm gonna make the guy say "a real-time execution engine that guarantees execution of each person looking at you"
Also the YTP is about "Apple Pro" which straps a big apple in front of your face
Flex tape between the boxes
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