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SCP fan

I'm not certain if I'd be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I'd be fucked either way though since I assume I'd be a rando off screen, and not the main character

Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.

I'm definitely dead the moment the Vogons destroy Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.

Wheel of Time wouldn't be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you're completely screwed if you're a male and end up being a magic user.

Fallout. I'm dead before I realize where I am.

Star Wars.

I'll accept it.

The Matrix.

Pretty fucking screwed.

I'm good. I mean, there's a hell portal right next to a certain town in the countryside, but even the demons of this world are more "asshole characters and weird animals" than actual-ACTUAL-demons. Plus they seem to have completely handled issues of poverty and such by taming all of nature with magic, even if they still use money and have jobs. Less 'socialism' and more 'post-scarcity society, but with magic instead of tech'.

.... I'm talking about Equestria from Gen 4 My Little Pony by the way.

....... Then again ponies are like SUUUUPER racist, so if I end up there as a human, I think I'd be experimented on.

SCP fan. I'm fucked.

It's nice to see how many of yall are quick with whatever your favorite fictional universe is..

I have never put much thought into one I'd deem as a favorite. I like a lot of games, shows, books, and such.. But I don't think I'd be able to pick just one.

The Expanse fans:

... dies on Eros

Cyberpunk 2077. But I don't have to wonder about it. Its happening already.

Factorio.

I'm fucked, because I'm also terrible at optimizing my factory

There is one animated meme making the rounds now, posing the question on whether viewers would want a bucolic near-communist solarpunk future where everyone is happy and has their needs met, or a 40k future of massive mechs that can level entire cities on their own.

I say: why not both?

Crunchy outer shell of 40k that is just enough for a healthy defence of humanity, 90+% gooey solarpunk interior that gives everyone else a psychologically healthy and comfortable life.

I think I'd be pretty screwed. I'd most likely be living in some remote, forgotten village, trying to eke out enough of a living to pay the local lord for the privilege, while trying to avoid my home being raided by Aiel, or Seanchan, or Dragonsworn, or one of the other dozen armies roaming the countryside. Or maybe I'd be serving in one of those armies, fodder for the front lines, going up against enemies with no qualms about using the One Power for killing.

There's a tiny, remote chance that I could be studying in one of the schools in Cairhien or Caemlyn, trying to push technology out of the dark ages, which would be pretty cool. But that still comes with the risk of being a target of Darkfriends and the Forsaken, which is less cool.

LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up

I love Cyberpunk 2077 but since I'm German I might be mostly okay

Marvel.

Shit my insurance rates are going up.

My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I'm really into The Expanse and that's probably more interesting.

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Dark Souls/Elden Ring

It's not like I can die so it's not that bad. It's worse.

Cosmere time! Give me all of that Investiture!