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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

I don't envy a kid who suddently gets chosen to be the head of a religion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Dude is just another example of organized religion protecting pedos.

https://youtube.com/shorts/O_Cl-jts8gA

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Is the panchen lama still imprisoned in China? How will they find the next Dalai lama?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

He is most probably dead or the spirit of the Dalai Lama died in him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

It's doubtful that they killed him, he was just a kid when they took him. They have him squirrelled away somewhere, having gone through heavy indoctrination. Just waiting for the Dali Lama to die.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Theres only so many places with concentrations of tibetan buddhists. it wont be India, china, or tibet. That leaves Mongolia or Russia.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

My insane prediction:

The next Dalai Lama will be born to the one random Tibetan Buddhist family living in a small town in rural Alabama.

Of course, is I was the Lama, I would throw a curve ball and come back as transgender Nigerian woman, just to mix things up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

unlikely, he clearly said, free world.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

What would be really cool, was if the kid didn't belong to a Tibetan buddhist family. It was just some random kid in rural Alabama. Think about it: "We have found the 15th Dalai Lama! It's a boy called Billybob Jackson"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

I thought he was born in Arlen, TX?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago

Just wondering, is he gonna have a father that sells propane and a Laotian GF?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Not Alabama, but there is a Lama from Minnesota

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

That doesn't rhyme tho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

If you ascribe to the idea that the Dalaï Llama is/was a cia operative, and a sort of bridge/conduit between the interests of East and West, this sets up quite the “lottery” for where power may shift.

Because his followers are quite far and wide, not just of “race” (and I use that very loosely), it creates a very powerful base that will follow a sort of leader.

Interesting timing, especially since his long time friend the Aga Khan just passed away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

"Little Buddha" staring Bridget Fonda , chris Isaak and Keanu Reves in black face

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I guess that rules out the US.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At the rate things are going, the kid's gonna need to be born off-planet.

He's actually making a political statement, imho, though. He's attempting to prevent China's inevitable attempt to replace him with one of their own.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago

China already took custody of the young Panchen Lama, who plays an integral part in identifying the reincarnated Dalai Lama.

I'd say their attempt to replace him is more than inevitable -- it's already underway.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

You're unborn fetish?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Alright first one to Suck my tongue is the next Dalai Lama!

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh that's cheeky. China has control of the current Panchen Lama, don't they?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago

Yeah they disappeared him and his family when he was just 6 years old, then announced a loyalist the new Panchen Llama. That was 30 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hm, I think he failed his magic spell and we got DALL-E and Llama instead.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

He becomes AI and is free -- free of a physical body and physical limitations

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