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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Because there's no Microcenter in my city.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Y’all would like Ivan Illich.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (7 children)

"Just leave it anywhere there is a secure structure" - Yes, I see this regularly when I have to maneuver around bikes carelessly "parked" in the middle of the pedestrian walkway...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Because it's harder to kill someone by hitting them with it.

But in all seriousness, you can go a lot farther, a lot faster, across much worse terrain and weather in a car than a bike.