Memes

STOP! STOP PRETENDING THIS MATTERS.! The retail worker doesn't care! It makes no difference if the carts are in the corral or anywhere else in the lot. It effects NOTHING!! STOP!!

Oh… I am going to destroy my lemmy credibility by chiming in on what I think is the absolutely most stupid conversation in the entire universe!

I know you all to be people of deep conscience and this is what I love about coming here. Lemmy is filled with people obsessed with meaningful issues… except for this one.

Maybe the leftists will join me? I don’t know, I think my perspective is simply boomer: who efffing cares.

On a beautiful Spring day, I will sometimes march my cart to the farthest end of the farthest parking lot knowing that I am giving the cart retriever a lovely stroll in the sun.

Cart retrievers are paid to do a job. I allow them to do it.

Oh, I have seen that obscenely smug little essay about how the easiest test of a person’s character is what they do with carts.

I have watched that Cart Narc guy and I always hope he gets caught and beaten by the person he has antagonized.

Oh… whatever. Judge me. Don’t judge me. It doesn’t matter.

The carts don’t matter. I probably should have read the comments here before commenting this but I was surprised to see it — because generally speaking, only topics that matter make it here and this one just doesn’t.