this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago

But is it fake and the OP is gay?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago

WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago

Depends on the pretense, presumably.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Me when I'm attracted to feminine, no matter the source.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

username checks out
instance checks out

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 20 hours ago

Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20

Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy

[–] [email protected] 38 points 21 hours ago (18 children)

I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno if going around in Asuka's fit is going to make "straight" men go crazy horny, but maybe I'm not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Oh, this search had motives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

The trick is if you are already good looking a sundress will only enhance it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago (15 children)
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