this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thank you, this post gave me the impetus to actually hunt down a greentext I've been trying to find for several years. I used to have a large PNG of it on my old computer.

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Anansi%27s_Goatman_Story

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Classic creepypasta. It's this one, the search and rescue stories, and I think there's another that slips my mind right now.

EDIT: boy did I miss a few.

  • Ben Drowned
  • Candle Cove
  • Russian Sleep Experiment
  • Squidward's Suicide

Of course, some of the weaker ones imo are also classics:

  • slender man
  • jeff
  • the backrooms
[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Oh you can't forget the one of the guy who is in his basement apartment and slowly becomes convinced that everyone he speaks to is an impostor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

y you do this

I could be this dude, the pig comment was funny

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is there an distressing memes community here? Because this one is great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Nah, I'm good.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago

His mother never died, and is yelling at anon to take out the trash.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago