this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago

Terrible use of free will. Do not like.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only real men have shower cotton candy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

real men don't need a shower to have shower cotton candy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The real men bath in cotton candy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Real candy are cotton men.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Real are candy men cotton.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Men candy are real cotton

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

That looks like the plug that clogged your toilet and the plumber had to explain how to dispose of tampons properly

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I AM NOT A RACOON. I AM A MAN

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

TL;DR:

Shower Food Review: Cotton Candy - 4/7

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

How the fuck did he get 4/10 if he ate it properly? Everyone knows cotton candy is at least a 6/10.

I think he's just a raccoon in a human suit