Political Memes

Here to also wish a perfect Boeing flight to the orange asshole. May you literally become the orange stain......

While the retrieval efforts continue...for another 5 minutes... Well actually it looks like we're just gonna leave the wreckage here and dump a few weeks worth of compost over it to make a memorial park. What's this orange stain? Eww! ... The park is actually a wild life refuge for African Elephants. Here's on just now fixing the orange stain. You know that most mammals can pee like that for 20 seconds?

when one door closes ........

They need to join forces and make the Cyberplane!

The Boeing Tesla Cyberplane could be a revolution in aviation:

• First aircraft to use afterburners to overcome lack of aerodynamics
• Heavy and yet strangely flimsy construction
• Cell phones and radar can ignite the battery in flight
• Fuel efficiency can be throttled mid air by shedding parts

“A ‘tragedy’ struck today as the Boeing-Tesla Air Force One and Air Force Two simultaneously rerouted to crash into the headquarters of Boeing and Tesla. The planes were running on Tesla ‘full self flying’ and staffed entirely with Tesla robots piloted remotely by human operators on the ground, so when they exploded only the president, vice president, and their advisors and guests (including Tesla CEO Elon Musk) were killed.”

Nobody tell him!

I didn't normally pray. But.

Please proceed lol

Lmao if a Boeing plane made from scrap parts ends up being the end of Trump it would be really really funny.

They're intentionally blocking the whistleblower suits against Boeing right now because they have been using scrap parts in their planes for decades in order to meet rushed delivery deadlines.

I support this. And while we're at it, why not give them a cybersubmarine too?

oh. this is going to end well.

Very, very well.

cue Kaylee saying "Don't fly anything made by Boeing, they fall right out of the sky."

Can we all talk of the true tragedy which is the onion going out of business due to real articles being unbelievable satire.

This is like Tom (from Jerry) working together with the Coyote (from road runner) to try and get air force one replacements available.

To be clear: musk has nearly no engineering knowledge, whatsoever. He was fired for incompetence and literally all his idea are laughably stupid. At best he's a scammer who got lucky.

Boeing is a company that allowed greed to fuck it into the ground, literally, multiple times, killing hundreds for which they still haven't been held responsible.

Having said all that, please, by all means, I'd love to see the result of this freakshow marriage

“Wings fall off” switch.

Soon to be known as “Air Farce One”.

Hopefully they’ll be banned from all the airspace over developed countries.

"Defence". They trust "defence"/planes to Elon Musk, to Russia's puppet. Oh shit... I think Boeing airplanes' security will decrease lol.

Lol they're just gonna blame "ANTIFA" and vance declares martial law

It'd be a shame if there was a critical malfunction in flight.

I wonder what will happen. Will the doors fly off, or will it catch fire by itself. Hopefully both. And soon.

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If he wanted Trump to fly savely and comfortably, he would ask Airbus to provide a new Airforce One.

Boeing: Oh, you want a plane now? No problem. We thought you wanted one that actually flew

No no, this is actually perfect timing. Yes Boeing, please provide all the parts. Hell, rebuild the whole plane while you're at it as well please.

I thought he wanted to reduce spending. This seems like a very expensive endeavor.

I support this.

Brb, running to the store to buy popcorn.

Make the new Air Force One the fabled and promised point to point Starship+Booster that's gonna make all passenger aviation obsolete any minute now.

Please.

Please Ms Shotwell, you promised you'd be able to fully and safely refurb an ICBM in 2 hrs, please!