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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (10 children)

It's also a good substitute for "you guys"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I actually have been using y'all in this manner for about a decade. I found some women didn't appreciate being called "you guys" when I addressed a group of people.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Y'all oughtta distinguish "y'all" from "all y'all".

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If y'all spent as much time and energy on useless pronouns as y'all spent on advocating for universal healthcare, y'all could have gotten that last doctor visit paid for by y'alls gob'ment and not having to dip into y'alls savings.

Y'all need to check your priorities.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I find it’s also singular and plural.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The definition of woke: “the belief there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.”

-Ron DeSantis chief counsel

Anyone that would argue woke is bad is a racist, sexist, bigot

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (8 children)

You lot? I use you lot in place of y'all, because I can't bring myself to contract you and all together.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

OK then when you get out of the shower you go

oh, duh, only third person singular pronouns are ever gendered in English. why would I ever think a second person pronoun would be gendered?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not even in America amd I use y'all. So it's clearly not Texan.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Checkmate, nobody

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit, if ungendered pronouns make it woke, then I should ditch my native language.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

English is the wokest language. In Spanish, all nouns are gendered. That means when Trump wanted to build a wall, he was actually being woke AF.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did you just assume my nongender?

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