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[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

She gets angry at me for saying "you guys"

Me: 🚶

[–] [email protected] 136 points 1 day ago (21 children)

Dude is also genderless.

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

My teenage daughters say "bruh" pretty often.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude for me is genderless, but it's not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 day ago (20 children)

I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I also follow the Less than Jake linguistic model.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 day ago

This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I always "y'all" and I'm not even from the south.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Y’all gives modern English the second person plural it would otherwise be missing

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

i’m from australia and i’ve adopted yall for exactly that reason

it also makes me real happy that some very transphobic shit heads would be furious if they knew that “their word” was part of the solution to gender neutral terminology

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