This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I don’t even think the stereotypical giant american burger is a thing anymore unless you go to places that specifically market a special large burger. Now a $12 burger is just regular sized. And an $18 “artisanal” burger has a thin disc of meat and is taller than it is wide.
Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.
Americans shop for calories per dollar.
Please don't look at why they do that, we're the best country ever!
It's the gateway drug to insulin. Corn syrup infused fats, no vitamins or any other important stuff.