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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Breakfast Gazpacho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

If so, it's a desert soup.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ketchup is a fruit smoothie

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Whiskey is a condiment, hotdogs are sandwiches, and lasagna is cake.

Any other good ones?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

A calzone is a large dumpling. And a corndog is a dumpling on a stick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If a hot dog is a sandwich, what's a taco 🌮 ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

I would also call tacos and gyros and similar sandwiches myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Can you explain the whiskey is a condiment one? I can understand the others, but I'm not dunking my sandwich into some whiskey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you dunk your sandwich into a condiment instead of putting it on the sandwich?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

I wouldn't put whiskey on my sandwich either. I think I was thinking like an au jus sauce.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

When you eat some meat you are technically a sausage?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Cereal is cold, and I'm still not entirely convinced that gazpacho should be considered a soup. Delicious, sure, but soup? No, it's cold. Soup is hot. Cereal is just cereal, and gazpacho is a veggie smoothie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

No, it's cold. Soup is hot.

What if you don't like to eat hot/warm food? Are you ever eating soup of you eat it at your preferred temp? And I mean 'normal meal out in the fridge before eating', no adjustments for temp or anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If you make a tomato soup and then wait for it to cool down, did you just make soup then make a veggie smoothie? Or does it transform at a certain temperature?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Asking the serious questions. I'll say, that to my idea of the definitions, intent matters. If your goal was to make a veggie smoothie, then it wasn't properly tomato soup when it was hot, just an unfinished veggie smoothie that happens to be just like tomato soup. If your goal was tomato soup, then it's not a veggie smoothie, just tomato soup that has gone cold and is no longer ready to eat until it has been reheated. I'll support this take by claiming that a good cook would adjust the ingredients to make the result more delicious at the intended serving temperature, thus making ideal recipes for either actually different after all. (And we'll just stick with the culinary meaning of vegetable, ignoring that botanically speaking, tomatoes are a fruit.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Intent makes sense. It would make me ponder another question though. What if intent is unknown? If you come across a veggie smoothie/tomato soup, would it be unknown until you find the chef? Or like Schroedingers soup?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

I'll just assume whichever way tastes better. Give the unknown chef the benefit of the doubt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

Why not stew?