this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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funny, silly, whatevs.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

HEY! I'm from Florida and I find that comment...

... completely accurate.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

No, they want somewhere safe, with fences separating you from the animals. Florida is more of a safari

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

...with fences separating you from the animals.

Washington D.C. in one month.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Rent a room with a balcony on Bourbon St New Orleans, or on Broadway in Nashville?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Now change it to "Black people". Oh, suddenly it's offensive? Stop being racist.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

aww did your poor wittle white feewings get hurt?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lemmy, we stand against racists, sometimes, based on race

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll let you know the day a racists backwards viewpoints hurt my feelings.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago

seems it already did

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It hurt mine. Why did you have to do that? I have done nothing to offend you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Florida's not even a race.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jackson, Mississippi?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

You'll be happy to know Florida is just one of fifty exhibits within the zoo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

At the theme parks all the sharps containers in the bathrooms everywhere are always crammed full of insulin syringes.

The biologists that maintain the wetland preserve around the Kennedy Space Center have been building up the dunes around the launchpads to guard against climate change raising the sea level...for decades.

Just some fun Florida Facts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Doesn’t Hungary drink more than anyone else? Coulda sworn I’ve heard that multiple times…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ever been to Mallorca?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Oh damn! Tom Schally is an old friend of mine from my jr. high school years (I'm 40 years old now). He posts almost nothing but jokes online. I did not expect to see a familiar face screencapped on Lemmy today.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Warm weather enables a wider scope of stupid behavior.