I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.
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Good to know that I, too, have the body of an action movie star.
"Star," like that chair, is doing a lot of heavy lifting here
He looks like that old fat fuck that washes up at a camping trip who everyone knows and no one wanted them there.
People these days just don't appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.
You may not like it, but this is what peak chair performance looks like.
Lmao that chair is hanging on for dear life 😂
But is doing so at the very peak of its abilities!
This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine
Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!
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I'm surprised the NKs haven't cannibalized him out of desperation yet
They tried, but he Akidoed them all to death by using their own energy against them and eating them first.
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Just keep your distance and he can't fall on you to crush you
The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.
to be morbidly obese at 72 doesnt typically end well.
none of us will end well. 72 is a great run. so many who don't even get that far. nobody gets out of this thing alive.
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