Imagine, if you will, a whole open plan office full of them...
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Ducky keyboards if they were actually good
Big brain moment: escape.
I also have a Ducky keyboard.
I was ready to have a rant about PHP. Well played.
It doesn’t matter what’s posted here, I’m always ready to rage about PHP. The community’s image always gets me.
PHP Developer here: Give me your worst!
Tomorrow you're going to be inheriting our in-house framework that uses legacy code from before PHP 7.0 with zero documentation and no dependency management.
Sounds good to me.
Had another job where my task was to maintain Perl scripts from the 90s. The company was crap, though, so I only stayed for half a year.
I have a Laravel app I've been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.
Bold of you to assume I don't hate PHP already.
It's duct typing.
Too cute. I typically don't like squishy keys, but I'd make an exception here.
This is the future.