Man, I hate dealing with contractors too
this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2024
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They mean private military contractors.
Dang, do they specialize in flooring and drywall for military bases or something?
Bueno chicos, nos quedamos con Oregon. Ya escucharon!
all the retired people in Florida too
What... they DON'T wear shorts in winter in Florida??
There is a second contingent of people who wear shorts in the winter in between the corn maze and the Mormons. The ones that who don't own guns still know how to swing a bike lock.
Yee fuckin' haw.
Apparently Hawaii is safe?
Don't even dare think about touching our boats!!
Colorado just sitting there watching? Along with a few other statesβ¦
Coloradans are fit, enjoy difficult hunting in bad terrain, know how to maneuver off road vehicles, are naturally trained at high altitudes, generally have good survival skills, and includes a large population of active or former military.
Not to mention, the Rockies stretch the entire length of the State.
They're a good candidate for the Final Boss.
Weβve also got DTC for a tech-heavy defense and a lot of aerospace and military (Colorado Springs)β¦Iβm liking the Final Boss idea.
I donβt disagree with the off-road vehicle comment, itβs the on-road vehicles that seem to be the problem here.
To get to Colorado means getting past Mormons, the cartel, machine gun enthusiasts, armed farmers, and backcountry hunters(militia should also be a concern in that area). Colorado is quite well defended by topography and neighbors that they might as well just stay high and chill.
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