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[–] [email protected] 76 points 9 hours ago (12 children)

According to the handkerchief code, he's a bottom that gives handies

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

His vest says he's proud of fukin' males. So, that checks out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I think being bottom is about getting fucked.

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That's a very complicated way to spell "insecurity".

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

These idiots take other people being proud of who they are as a personal attack against males. I debate if it's insecurity or ego to think it's all about them. You can be proud to be male, it's just kind of dickish since society has literally never cared about you being male.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I do find it quite weird when people claim to be proud of something for which they did nothing to achieve it. Like, his shirt literally says that he was born male. I guess, he did manage to get successfully born, so uh good job?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago

It's a last resort.

Nationality, race, sex all are things that can't be taken away from you. Even the lowest of the low lives still can look down on mexicans, blacks, women because at least he's not that!

Attacking these last resorts by making them not matter, is an attack on the flimsy sense of self worth these people have. You can't be proud to be a man if it doesn't matter that you're a man.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I’ve never been prouder of that time I rolled 2 dice and got 12. A breathtaking, crowning achievement where all my years of hard work or education or whatever paid off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

You should now lecture others (who can't even afford to buy 2 dice) how you did it and they can do it, too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

They WERE 20-sided, though..

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 hours ago

New drag king fit just dropped:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Are we gonna run right passed/past (I'll never get it) this motherfuckers surrender flag holster?

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

Fukin

What a fucking pussy he can’t even spell fuck out

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Also the abbreviate is Fucken' or Fuckin" the Fuck is left unaltered

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"The lady doth protest too much"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

"The lady doth protest too much"

"The ~~lady~~ male doth protest too much"

Edit:
if people don't like this comment in context to the post I'm willing to take it down

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

It might be easier for people to understand the context if you quoted more of the original image, like

The "proud fuckin' male" doth protest too much

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

ah totally fair, I'll do this next time

Thanks!🤗

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I doth hath no fukin idea what you two are talking about

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

You're not a man until you've had a man

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

There was that meme that I read that I can't remember but paraphrasing.

How straight people will never ever be 100% confident they're straight. But if you sex a person of the same gender and don't like it, only then can you with no uncertainty, be 100% confident you're straight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Even then it might have been the wrong person. I never felt attracted to another man so far but how can I be really 100% (!!!) sure there is not 'the one' out there unless I meet them all? :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

What if you did that and kinda liked it, but the uncertainty is still there? Asking for myself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

ah yes the ye ol' adage does proclaim as such:
You are what you eat! ;)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

So I am a three Turkey sandwiches and six cans of Mt. Dew code red on this day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

The door on the closet this guy is trapped in is shaking on its hinges...

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 hours ago

I guess this guy doesn't like to get misgendered

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I bet this male has never interacted with a left leaning person his entire life and is just wildly swinging.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I question the fuckin' part. Don't think he's getting laid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

fukin', even. Fuin'!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Ironically this man is very very gay

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, the shirt does say that he's fucking male...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Actually, it says he's "fukin'" male. Lol

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