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[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago

Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$--#

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Don't eat suppository this time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Stick it in her pooper!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Even Kermit's fingers smell like Miss Piggy twice a day.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

You skipped that apple again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

“Take as needed until symptoms improve”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago) (1 children)

He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago

Paracetamol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

It's either lupus or sarkoidosis

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago

Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 15 hours ago

Fell on it.

No you didn’t.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

"Don't believe everything you read"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

True… Or not I can’t tell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago

None can read. What I’ve written.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Humminum humminum nmimminim.

Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

You summoned some shit with that last word

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

L is real 2401

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

[–] wiezy_lrwi 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Honk twice a day if you can read this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

"The kitchen here is contaminated."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

"I need to do a rectal exam now"