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[–] [email protected] 110 points 4 days ago (4 children)

If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?

[–] [email protected] 130 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They were so smart that they went back into the water and don't have to ever deal with capitalism

[–] [email protected] 101 points 4 days ago

They still have to deal with capitalism, but they're smart and know that direct action, attacking boats, is the only way to go.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago

Because they understand that'll lead to industrialization and eventually the need to have a job. They're happy the way they are.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Blubber

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

They have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

My brain: Cute and smooth
Your brain: Gross and wrinkly

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

my brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 days ago

Of course it's wrinkly, they never leave the water.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

My financial advisor is an octopus

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

My cuttlefish broker embezzled everything and swam to Tahiti…😕

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

"Bailiffs knocking at the door, eh? Have you considered deploying an ink pseudomorph?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Orca's can do the tongue roll too huh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Dem wrinkles