I was looking at my phone and didn’t notice you.

"Are you an AI model?" #new_kind_of_creepy

Realistically nothing. You gain very little by saying something than you lose not saying anything. The only time people are somewhat open to being talked to, is when they already recognise you a little...

Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.

Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”

"Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress." But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one's too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.

Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob... What have you done to them?

I’ve probably got somewhere to be, so I’m just hoping you’ll ride the elevator in silence like me.

How much?

8 seconds? Is she going up one floor?

Your mother was right

Wouldn't say anything. I'd think about this song: "I took her to an elevator, I don't know why but it had to start in somewhere, so it started there".

True statement: when I first heard the Perry Farrel song, I thought he was singing "She's got great tits, she's got great tits". Turns out he was singing "We'll make great pets" and it was a song about an alien invasion of Earth.

'What a nice blouse you have on there'

“Up or down?”