this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Look, I got enough for two hours with one whore, or enough for 10 minutes with a dozen different whores.

I actually don't know where I was going with that, but something a long the lines of so many different distros and only so much time in a day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

More like kinky sex slaves .... they're all either cheap or work for free.

They'll complain and give you a hard time during the whole experience but they'll never leave you alone because it's their kink and it turns them on.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Wait, what did you just call me? 😄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Oh, I'm sorry about the Linux thing, Russia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey baby, I got all the distros and we can try them all, all night long.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

As long as there's blackjack too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

To be fair... There are too many in a brothel...

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