this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, who knew an open source platform would be used by open source enthusiasts?

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (15 children)

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I came hoping the hotties would be free, and to download a car.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago (4 children)

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lemmy users are hookers confirmed

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

momma I'm a hooker :D

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's more like going to a hotel, complaining that there are too many prostitutes, and then finding out it's a brothel.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

And escorts?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I caught this ubuntu server thing on my laptop, I haven't really bothered fixing it because it's been really handy

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

How so? I don't see the analogy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.

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