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[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Republic of Congo or Democratic Republic of Congo?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"You mean Zaire?"

"Sure, mom"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Having that tattoo 100 years ago and over decades must have sucked...

Yeah, it's me again, please remove the border and re-color Poland, Austria, ...

Nevermind, German lost, change the color back and add borders...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm guessing the person with this tattoo gets them colored in once they've visited that country, which if so I think that's pretty cool

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

It’s already out of date because it’s missing the 2011 border between Sudan and South Sudan.

The map is also kind of a blobby mess in the Middle East, with a few countries missing, and they forgot the border between Algeria and Mauritania.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Projecting a Mercator projection onto a curved surface... Greenland doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.

At least the map includes New Zealand

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You think the treatment of GREENLAND is bad? See if you can find the tiny spike that the peninsula and hundreds of islands that is Denmark has been reduced to on this 😄

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Greenland is the most obvious (to my eye) case of the distortion that Mercator projection causes at near-polar latitudes.

I'm not anywhere near as confident that I could say what shape Denmark is at the best of times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

That's completely fair 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I could say what shape Denmark is

Middle finger.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The Netherlands is not more than a squiggly line here, looks like we need to claim some more sea.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

And yet they appear to have omitted Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As soon as I saw the map, I thought how countries are not represented on a real size basis in the world map. A quick Internet search brought me to truesizeofcountries , a very cool project for anyone interested.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Germany and Denmark are totally messed up. Terrible, just terrible.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

Downunder 😏

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Antarctic drilling is legal again

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“Places I’ve been”

Colors in America, but not Alaska.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Probably counting only the contiguous 48

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Just don't have an American girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

(Proceeds to scratches his Ass)

I thought you were a Geography Major?

(whispers sensually in his ear) I am.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

That a fucking dope tattoo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Do you mean the Democratic Republic of Congo or Congo?

Also, fuck the mercator projection

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

To the south of Sudan, actually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Luckily, he hasn't gotten Sudan colored in yet so there's still time to draw the new border.

But that's the problem with a tattoo like this: imagine having to get a cover-up because some inconsiderate separatist jerks won their "freedom and right of self-determination," SMH!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

They might've got the tattoo before South Sudan split from Sudan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Lol I wanna see on a dudes big fat hard belly. You know the type. None of that floppy belly shit.