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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

For what it's worth, as a Floridian: What we actually have these days are ballots like this that we fill out then feed into a scanning machine.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Voting like it's 1999 I guess

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Kinda seems like the best of both worlds to me: Votes are counted by machine, while leaving an auditable paper trail

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

If a single chad hangs then we might as well throw out the entire thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Pat Buchanan

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Mmmm... guillotine switch.