Grind the rice to a fine dust.. you wont need those packets.
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2024
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It's too dry now. Add some liquid...
Like transmission oil?
Lube should do it...
No Mac is complete without cheese, maybe a nice melter like gruyere?
Yes, my thoughts as well.
Soak it in wager and roil the rice with the laptop to make it even more riced
Now add some Sriracha for extra customization
Flour is much smaller and is super absorbant
What type do I use?
🍚🍚🚼
Pro tip - that unibody macbook has one of the best laptop keyboards out there. You can grab one for like thirty bucks.
Linux: 9/10
Linux with rice: 10/10
Linux: 9/9
Linux with rice: 10/10
But...!
Linux without rice is great and can't be better, but with rice you have rice on top of that meaning by definition it has to have a higher score. I'm high too.
Hi high, rice to meet you.
Hi rice, high to meet you.
I'd mix some egg in too just for extra fanciness
Stirred or just pour them on top?
Sauce?
Yes please.
Salsa?
Extra spicy!
ALSA
Oh, this brings me back
LSA
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Soy sauce, maybe some diced vegetables
Any chicken? My laptop loves chicken and I would rather not cut it out of his diet, he gets moody.
Where the dotfiles at?
They're in the silica packages, they're not fans of ricing... or so I was told.
Close it down as hard as you can to create a seal. You’re trying to just get moisture out of the laptop not the air.
So ricing works better with air, got it 👍.
Next time use arborio rice. It sticks together nicely and creates a protective layer for your keyboard.
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Can I have your wallpper?
I was told this was appropriate.
bloat
nice its a pretty simple one though
Just getting into it...
Not visible: the bottom of the case bulging out because the battery is inflating like a balloon
I was told that is a part of the ricing process.
Try rice pilaf.
Ah, I know of it, so tasty 🤤.
Tastes better with sauce. I prefer Sambal Olek or Tabasco, but Maggi is also fine if you're that kind of person.
6/10 Bland colorscheme and misalignment.
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