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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So, Dems are witches with weather controlling spells?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Makes more sense then every scientist who has observed climate change reasoning that adding carbon to the atmosphere will cause a green house effect.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I’m pretty sure she’s more of a Jewish space lasers believer

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, Republicans can't control the weather? GET THIS EVERYONE! REPUBLICANS DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL THE WEATHER!!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ha! What a bunch of maroons!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Probably don't know how to use the three shells in the bathroom either

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's so shameful to talk about what happens in the privy. Perhaps best to separate boys from girls until they are adults, at 25.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Except that girls clearly become adult enough to marry and have kids at whatever age gets them pregnant. It's obviously what God intended. /s

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Fuck, I have to be honest... I am neither a Republican or Democrat, but I haven't figured it out either. I just look longingly at the 3 shells and think of the beach to assist the process, then turn the knob on the bidet. Best 27? Dollars I spent this year. While paper products are running scarce and another hurricane on the way, I'm glad I really don't even have to care much about toilet paper anymore.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’ve always assumed it was bidet controls. Cuz they’re hyper-germophobes and anything else would just be nasty.

Hot, cold, pulsate.

But stalone dropped the deuce.

(Yes it’s disgusting)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Nah, don't feel bad for her, she's a selfish selfserving lying bitch. She isn't dumb, she's just willing to lie, heat, and destroy anything nice in front of her to get ahead.

She knows what she is

She should never have an ounce of power.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, obviously, creating a localized hurricane wouldn't change the entire climate one bit! /s

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All the science points to humans are effecting the climate through, checks notes, 5g cell towers?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

dont forget the lasers controlling the weather

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

That's because Democrats aren't human, they are demons.

Or something like that. I don't know, trying to understand the insanity of her and her deranged ilk exhausts me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Can we re-freeze her and put her back in the ice cave where she was found? This is not the unfrozen caveman lawyer reboot I was promised.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

H.A.R.P. Scientist here - we use gravity waves to control the weather. The lasers are used to make the flies really aggressive. Hope that clears up the confusion

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want so badly to see her get hit in the face by something one of these days

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You don't think the frying pan did enough damage already?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

This picture captures her perfectly

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What is climate if not long term weather patterns?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the claim that the left controls the weather patterns.

My point was simply to point out the hypocrisy here. When a climate denier says, it's cold today so climate change isn't happening, we mock them for not understanding. This meme is making that same mistake.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It isn't though. More extreme weather is one of the predicted effects of global warming, and there's research showing it. https://slate.com/technology/2019/12/attribution-science-field-explosion-2010s-climate-change.html

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Being able to cause a stronger than normal hurricane does not mean one is capable of controlling the climate.

Micro vs macro.

Memes like this and the endless defense of them have broken any illusions I had that the left is significantly more intelligent than the right.

It's a team circle jerk that is aggressively defended because the self pleasure is more important than the messaging.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sorry that climate systems are too complicates and nuanced for you to understand. Cope.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your refusal to see my point of view on this isn't the win you think it is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Yeah I stopped having any good faith once the enlightened centrist went "the left and their factual research is just as bad as the right and their literal conspiracy theories" now time to see how to mute threads in lemmy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I prefer the Schrödinger's immigrant. Both stole Your job and only collects benefits.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not hard to believe some one had a full time, shit-paying job and benefits.

We need stop subsidizing corporations with welfare and make them pay actual wages

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How can this homo habilis looking bitch not believe in science

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've categorized her under the wrong subspeices, she's homo-hillbillieus

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think Marjorie qualifies as a hillbilly. She's rich and can't operate a computer. But between Vance and the Deliverance and all the other media, got some sorry examples of hillbillies. Fuck all them stereotypes. But yeah don't fly your freak flag (pride, fist emoji, represent) in rural Appalachia

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Vance can us a computer, too.

(His search history included things likenAshley’s furniture and IKEA.)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I won't mind when we move past the couchfucker meme. The only purpose it served was to annoy and confuse. That's done, it's over.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Get back to me when the MAGAts stop with "Tampon Tim".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She's making a face like somebody rammed a dildo so deep in her skull that it hit her brain.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

That would require pinpoint accuracy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And it's not an unusual belief, unfortunately.

Belief that weather control is possible is so common that states like Tennessee passed a law to ban geo-engineering / chemtrails. Meanwhile, another different conspiracy is that "the globalists" / "Bill Gates" / "The Rothchilds" / "George Soros" want to cram everyone into densely packed cities (15-minute cities) and they're using the "climate change hoax" to make people give up their cars.

If anybody knows any actual, working way to deprogram these cultists, I'd very much like to have some relatives back.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just recommend podcasts like knowledge fight, then disappear back in to the void

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It is possible to seed clouds with silver iodide to get them to start raining.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And if you seed open air with silver iodine nothing happens, which is why you can't use that to, for example, make rain in the Sahara.

You need clouds already up there for it to work, which means water vapour getting up there in a high enough quantity that it has liquidified again (that's what clouds are: lots and lots of tiny water dropplets).

So what exactly is the geoengineering process that's put all that water up there in such quantity that there are clouds all the way to the horizon on all side, so thick that the sky becomes dark?

Our capabilities are about the equivalent of taking a bucket of water from a "creek" passing by in the sky whilst this hurricane would require us to be capable of putting an ocean of water up there, which is nowhere near our capabilities.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder how many of those smug "you really beleive humans can affect the climate of the entire world 😏" types are now going on about the dems making hurricanes?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

The root cause here is they will always blame anyone but themselves.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

from an anthropological standpoint, studying Homo Republicanensis is fascinating, but it is objectively horrifying that such creatures exist.

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