Potatoism

Translation:

You are the potato;

Renowned today;

A slight foreign accent;

From the American empire;

You, oh oh oh you;

You are not an animal;

You don't eat meat;

Niether bread nor eggs;

You get nutrients from only soil;

You oh oh oh you;

You the potato;

If I talk to you your voice responds to me strangely with a foreign accent:

MY NAME IS POTATO!