"Dude who's in denial about being bisexual has hobosexual relationship with another man, is shocked that they developed feelings"
Yeah that 100% checks out actually
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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straight but bi when it benefits me
Brother, you're bi.
Could be bisexual, heteroromantic, but doesn't know that's a thing.
That's exactly what it looks like
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Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options
Straight but being bi unlocks additional dialog options
I'm not gay I just hate missing out
"You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?"
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What no pussy does to a mf
Had this friend who swears he was straight. But. He loved dicks, coz they're "so aethetical" and despised vajayjays coz "they're disgusting axe-wounds". When i dared saying he sounds more gay than straight he was furiously pissed and in the end quit the friendship coz I'm just "straightphobe" and seeing gays everywhere.
I didn't really know - being a logical being - how to react to all of this. He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi or gay.
That's hilarious, I wouldn't know how to react lmao
In hindsight it kinda was funny. Though also supersad, seeing him THAT delusional just because we are the remnants of a generation brought up with hate for gays. I didn't really cared about his sexual preferences. He was a great dude. Yet he's gone due to this repression of such a trivial matter.
He was dead serious. Even offered to suck me off and got pissed that i declined due to not being bi nor gay.
Nah, lol. I can't believe this
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Can't tell if oop is transman or transwoman or cis guy on hrt. No matter which one they are still bi and should just learn to accept it.
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Is self-identified cis people getting HRT a thing? I'm genuinely curious, I assume it's all DIY, right? In any case, that was a wild ride
Yeah a cis dude might get testosterone if his normal testosterone is low. I assume there's something similar for women. I don't think that's what this guy is talking about though.
It's fairly common for women to start taking estrogen post menopause because their estrogen levels drop, and that can cause issues like losing bone density. I believe HRT was originally developed specifically for that reason, and it was only later that they tried using it to treat gender dysphoria.
But in this case, they specifically call out being a femboy on HRT, which I think pretty clearly says that they're on estrogen for that female figure. Whether it's DIY or just informed consent is anyone's guess, though.
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TIL people still believe 4chan bullshit is real.
It might not always be a window into how other people live, but it is always a window into what other people think about.
Every greentext is based in some reality
Indeed, indeed.
If one is only bi on the Internet, is one really straight?
I've known a lot of gay and asexual women that end up in this exact scenario
straight men don't cum when getting fucked in the ass by a man
???
Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.
Humanity. We're a diverse bunch. We really really are.
If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!
I'm a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.
I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn't going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.
In other news, my friend got me to try carrot in his meat and potato pie, and I was all "keep that orange shit off my plate" but he was persistent and I caved and tried it for the first time in a decade (with a big chunk of meat) and I didn't hate it at all.
I shouted at him when he fed me "some kind of exotic shredded fruit peel cake, try it, it's really moist and tasty" and when I liked it admitted it was carrot cake. I shouted a lot, and he just laughed at me and offered me another stupid delicious slice, the git.
So I think the lesson we all learned is that when I think I can't possibly be persuaded to try something and that I find the very idea unpleasant, I might well be wrong. Quite, quite wrong.
So, Jamie, wherever you are these days, sorry. If I had my time over I'd give it a try. The internet agrees with your point about who gives the best head, and I hope you're happy somewhere with some lucky guy who is indeed having the Jamie "I wouldn't just blow your dick, I would fucking blow your mind" treatment. Seems stupid in retrospect not to have said yes.
You did say "call me when you're drunk and horny enough". Well, today's that day, but I don't have your number and there's no way I'm involving our parents in a decade-overdue "Does Jamie want to come round to play?"
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I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.
Once I did it with my right hand, but I'm left handed, if you know what I mean. You really notice the dick in your hand when you do it that way, I can tell you. I learned some things about myself that day. Things I didn't tell my homies, despite them all having dicks that I had very much not been thinking about, but which must inevitably have similar fundamental characteristics.
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I'm so confused. I think I'm just going to go soak in the tub and stare at my toes.
Greece was 3000 years early to OPs game
being a fuck toy for free rent. holy fucking based
I can't believe no one else said this but I feel it's necessary...
Fake and gay
Queer and insincere, even.
Nah this one reads true and bi.
What in the 4chan bullshit is this?
Anon is a closeted bi and open femboy, and just doesn't want to admit he likes it. Meanwhile, he's totally fine being someone's FB for free rent, but also feels guilty that he is kinda messing with his other friends in the meantime.
Basically, Anon is a moron.
Sounds more to me like anon isn’t romantically attracted to men but is sexually. Which is very confusing if you don’t have words for it but that simple language/label would solve anons problems
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Fake and Gay
Gay, Anon is gay
Fake, Anon claims to be straight
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