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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Who hopes for 12,002 spears?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

almost positively certain this guy hoped for 12003

[–] lowleveldata 17 points 1 year ago

It's obviously 12001 tho

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He could have just hoped for "more than 12,000" spears.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In that case, 6001 spears would have been "more than half".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Look, she has needs, okay. She's a nice lady!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, it's Ivan, after all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well frankly if you don't hope for 12'002 spears then i don't know what you're doing with your life

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Maye that's a round number in their non-decimal numbering system?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A psychopath

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well look who's smarter than a fifth grader.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I also almost never lose when fighting them either. So I think you'll find I'm both smarter and stronger...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

I don't know half of them half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...but three of us are leaving so make that 5999

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"But you rely primarily on swords, no?"

"True, true. You are a wise king indeed."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is a good meme