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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

First phones, now knives, bananas are remarkably versatile

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What's the deal here? It's just a bread knife.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But that's the point. You don't need a knife to cut baguette. Just break it. With a knife, the Fr*nch can eat real bread, or "Schwarzbrot" as we call it in Germany

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Gatekeeping ze bread.

Bäckermeister

/s

(Fwiw, the thing he is holding up is not a Schwarzbrot. Might be whole wheat or just wheat but colored with malt.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is a painful baguette.

They all are, but so is that one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

painful

I see you speak Fr*nch

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

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[–] technohacker 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well, off to visit your mother!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Amateurs. Baguette-based high-explosive squash-head (HESH) warheads are the future of improvised anti-tank munitions.