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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Russia, the best fundraiser for US military investment

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Russia, the best recruiter for NATO.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Russia, leading supplier of armored vehicles to Ukrainian farmers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Russia, the country that make everyone boycott business with its own people

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Honestly, I'm surprised there's not some sweeping conspiracy theory that the Ukrainian invasion, Trump, and all of the related bullshit in been between are a military-industrial complex plot to have another cold war to drive profits to everyone involved.

It looks like some kind of crazy conspiracy sometimes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Add to that the Democrats don't need to discuss their policy goals (barely) at all because the Republicans have 0 desire to discuss the nuance of policy.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but this is the most ignorant election cycle ever, everyone on one side is voting on their feefees, and the other side is (rightly) scared shitless by this.

I don't think anyone is pulling the strings, it's just a fact of the world we live in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

There probably is such a conspiracy theory, or many based on the same theme. Occam's razor applies though - it's far simpler to just assume that Putin is a self-aggrandizing dictator who dreams of conquest (what do you get for a girl who already has everything?). After all, if it looks like a selfish asshole, and it swims like a selfish asshole, and it quacks like a selfish asshole, then it probably is.

Of course, there are many groups within the military-industrial complex who are happy to take advantage of his behavior.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe there are too many GOP ties to the MIC for Trump to start pushing that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

God bless em! I want more brand new weapons of man-made horrors beyond my comprehension being field-tested on the Russian military.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

What, like robo-dogs or robo-dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Military gonna industrial complex.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have to think they're fighting NATO to feel better about how badly they're doing

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Its kind impressive that Ukraine is alive and fighting. It kind of reminds me of the US revolutionary war were the US received help from the French

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

I love watching this dipshit roll around in the shit situations he gets himself in.

It's like some 3 stooges shenanigans with this short bald little fuck.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love this format, it's achievable/reusable with a potato device. Makes me happy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get fucked, Pootin! Just take your cyanide capsule already!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You are assuming that that capsule works and was not sold and replaced with a wooden replica.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The reality is Putin doesn't want to start a all out world war were he will most certainly lose. Such a war would cause a lot of death and destruction.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every war causes a lot of death and destruction. So that isn't the reason.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Such a war would cause a lot of death and destruction to him and people he needs.

Fixed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

He has no problem with ordering death and destruction in Syria, Chechyna or Ukraine, those are just the ones we've heard about. He is putting children in punishment camps. There is nothing he won't do and he wants everyone on Earth to know it. :::bidenwibblywobbly::: C'mon, mayn, don't be a dog-faced pony soldier! ::::bidenwibblywobbly:::

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Mutually Assured Destruction really does take nukes out-of-play, don't it? Even the threat stretches credulity