"challenges and opportunities"
"go-dos"
"non-negotiable"
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Honorable mentions: “source of truth” and “sanity check”.
Whenever I see companies use ERP as an acronym, I can't help but wonder if they're aware of its more general meaning
Just a few more years until we’ve fully migrated to SAP’s WiFu system
My search skills are failing me and I’m only coming up with results for Enterprise Resource Planning. What is the more general meaning?
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The one I hate most: "Art of the Possible".
"Deficiency of PK"
HIT THE WHOPPER BUTTON!
Weaponized language
I confess that I’m 25 years into my career field and I still don’t “get” “OKR” and “PKI”.
I know what the acronyms mean and have looked at definitions dozens of times. But, when I see them in practice, I figure that there’s something I’m still missing—some arcane knowledge only revealed to project managers and executives—because they’re always somehow nonsensical to the business, like someone filled in a Mad Lib.
OKay, Right?
Means having a chill attitude, especially when you screw up badly right in front of your supervisor.
Public Key Infrastructure
Means your offices are locked not by company private keys but by public statutes of the state, and a court order will make them unlock.
(Or, less-commonly used)
PacK it In
Give up. Go home.
Customer success management
To be fair, Game Changer was a great strain. Very creative, me an a bud enjoyed some an launched into DND world building for an hour an a half
Get into the damn think tank!
You forgot "Digital Transformation"
Where's unlock?
I'm a particular fan of "power networking"