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[–] [email protected] 151 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was this taken from the Crowdstrike repo?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yup, and they're run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Testing in prod is a power move honestly. Rock star-level

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, but I think apparently the tests that "could" have caught it relied on mocks which basically rendered it useless in those cases.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Ah yes. The unintended consequences of mandated code coverage without reviewing the tests. If you can mock the shit out of the test conditions to always give you exactly the answer you want, what's the point of the test?

It's like being allowed to write your own final exam, and all you need to pass the exam is 90% correct on the questions you wrote for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Unit tests, yes, but you don't only do unit tests. Integration and e2e tests still exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

And this is why mocks are bad…

[–] SuperFola 79 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Who needs tests when you have users?

The testing environment is production!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

We work in protoduction.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I work in state government and we insist on building our own systems. This is too fucking true and why it’s funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean building our own systems?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

We build systems to manage day care licenses in the state instead of buying someone else’s product.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

-Crowdstrike

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Technically there's no substitute for testing in production lol

Although ideally you'd want to test it beforehand...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

There are so many more, and better!, options than testing in prod, but they take time, money, and talent and ain't no company got time for that (for a business segment that "doesn't generate revenue")

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Been microsofts strategy for how long?

[–] SuperFola 1 points 3 months ago

Probably too long. That was a philosophy I had at school and iirc the founders never finished school and started MS in a garage.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When the CI takes longer than 10 minutes

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Envious. It averages 15-30 mins

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Are you like building a mobile app or have 100k tests or is it just super slow?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Still waiting on approval for more resources. It's not a priority in the company.

I swear we have like 4 runners on a raspberry pi.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

My test suite takes quite a bit of time, not because the code base is huge, but because it consists of a variety of mathematical models that should work under a range of conditions.

This makes it very quick to write a test that's basically "check that every pair of models gives the same output for the same conditions" or "check that re-ordering the inputs in a certain way does not change the output".

If you have 10 models, with three inputs that can be ordered 6 ways, you now suddenly have 60 tests that take maybe 2-3 sec each.

Scaling up: It becomes very easy to write automated testing for a lot of stuff, so even if each individual test is relatively quick, they suddenly take 10-15 min to run total.

The test suite now is ≈2000 unit/integration tests, and I have experienced uncovering an obscure bug because a single one of them failed.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I used to have to use a CI pipeline at work that had over 40 jobs and 8 stages for checking some sql syntax and formatting and also a custom python ETL library that utilized pandas and constantly got OOM errors.

They didn’t write any unit tests because “we can just do that in the CI pipeline” and if you didn’t constantly pull breaking changes into your branch you would guarantee the pipeline would fail, but if you were lucky you only had to restart 30% of your jobs.

It was the most awful thing and killed developer productivity to the point people were leaving the team because it sucks to spend 40% of your time waiting for CI scripts to fail while you are being yelled at to deliver faster.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Who needs integration testing when we have users who will do it for us?!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Lol. I run an open-saas ecom and everything is done live. No one but me handling it. The customers must think they are tripping sometimes. Updates are rarely perfect the first push.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

FUCK IT!!! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!!!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

"YOLO" - more than 1 merge comment I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

"Works on my machine"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Mo' unit tests, mo' problems.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is my favorite commit comment of all time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

it's not a commit comment

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't actually know enough to know anything about this but I'm assuming that's badass and you can only do it with sunglasses on

[–] hex 5 points 3 months ago

Badass or stupid and incompetent? Take your pick lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I'm about to do this to this kernel driver. Certainly broken before, possibly broken after, what's the worst that could happen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

If QA cared about us they wouldn't make it so hard.

[–] lowleveldata 4 points 3 months ago

ya man fuck those losers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Also me at work.