This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I've got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:
The vodka would probably get you thrown out
Carrots Vegetable peeler Lube
What's a peeler lube? Or is it carrots vegetable?
I think the comment is missing some commas. This is what I think it's supposed to be:
Carrots, Vegetable peeler, Lube
I know, I know. I just wanted to poke fun at it. Maybe I should have added a /s?