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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Just don't get any on you when watching Cars 2 in the movie theater.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I mean, beans on toast is good. What's adding a little cheese going to hurt?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll do you one better. Let me introduce you to Korea's traditional entry to the "late night drinking and dining food Olympics": Army Base Stew

If baked beans works here, it will absolutely play on a pizza.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me the “red” is the “spicy” flavor that one would get w/spicy pork belly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The red is from gochujang and kimchi

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Ngl this sounds amazing

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’d send this to my mother, but I’m concerned she’d inadvertently put a hex on her phone cursing the picture.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Send her the actual pizza then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’d never be seen or heard from again.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I shove many things up my ass, did you have any specific suggestions?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Whatever floats your boat. You do you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

My Italian boyfriend does not approve. Heading to the shop to buy immediately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

As if we needed more proof that the british are a fallen civilization.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I've tried it, tastes like beans with bread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Instructions read: Remove from box, plastic, place in direct sunlight for 20 min, drink several pints while waiting, eat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I would try this once in my life and then never again.