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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bros got some explaining to do

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mine, too. We call it the roast chicken position.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Thanksgiving turkey was what we called it when our child did that. He’d crisscross his feet too. He’s six now and still does it now and then. Except when we’re camping and he sprawls out and chases us around the tent in his sleep.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Appropriate

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

untreatable knee pain speedrun

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Quick check his hard drives

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

"How do you sleep at night" is the proper follow-up question

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Classic Dutch beach volleyball sleeping positions

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Right click the bed when there are no monsters nearby of course. What kind of question is that?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Funny one. I even read it the totally predatory way at first

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why are all the side sleepers all curled up?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

bent knees are more comfortable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

How else? I'm in bed right now and trying to lay on my side with straight legs I have to use some weird muscles in my body to keep myself from falling onto my belly or back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Before even falling asleep I tend to rotate through 2, 3, 17, 1, 16, and 9

In addition to a modified recovery position with my top arm resting behind me to keep my chest flexed outward. -It's an anxiety thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's quite cold right now that I'm scrunched up like number 4 or 12

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Is there a silently sobbing in your pillow before a rousing round of sleep paralysis position?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I start out as a modified 18 +with crossed arms gripong the shoulders and interspersed with a number 4